Signs

Submitted by: HOST GFS Nance@aol.com
From OH-MEMORIES mailing List

 

On a Plumber's truck:
We repair what your husband fixed.

On another plumber's truck:
Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.

At a Pizza shop:
7 days without a pizza makes one weak

At a tire shop in Milwaukee:
Invite us to your next blowout.

At a towing company:
We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.

On an electrician's truck:
Let us remove your shorts.

In a nonsmoking area:
If we see smoke, we will assume that you are on fire and take the appropriate action.

On a maternity room door:
Push, Push, Push!

At an optometrist's office:
If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.

In a podiatrist's office:
Time wounds all heels.

On a fence:
Salesmen welcome! Dog food IS expensive.

In a veterinarian's waiting room:
Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!

In a restaurant window:
Don't stand there and be hungry. Come on in and get fed up.

In the front yard of a funeral home:
Drive carefully.... We'll wait.

Sign put up in Fichtner's butcher shop after some of their sausages won prizes:
Our wurst is best.

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