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Ten
Signs Your DotCom is on the
Skids
Submitted
by DearMyrtle@aol.com
- 1)
The company CEO has moved from
the corner office to the ledge
outside the corner
office.
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- 2)
The manager informs you that
the drinks in the company
fridge haven't been free and
hands you a $4,800 Snapple
bill.
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- 3)
The company president asks if
anyone has a problem giving
out a little astrological
advice over the phone while
they work.
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- 4)
The head of R&D is spending
more and more time in the park
across street with a metal
detector he refers to as his
"search
engine."
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- 5)
There's now 10-year-old
Indonesian boys on either side
of you assembling Nike running
shoes.
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- 6)
Management is now using copies
of the company prospectus
exclusively for rolling
papers.
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- 7)
Next time you see the
company's founder, he is
wearing a paper hat and
telling you which one is the
Diet Coke.
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- 8)
The human resources manager
informs you that (though it
wasn't spelled out in black
and white) giving
conventioneers body massages
was indeed implied in your job
description, and that it could
also involve a little
"converging," if you know what
he means.
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- 9)
You arrive at work to find
that all the computers have
been replaced with
Etch-a-Sketches.
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- 10)
Your boss concedes that he
might be out of his teens
before he's able to
retire.
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2001 Graphics
By
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