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Submitted by GFS Shell@aol.com What is a computer's first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does a baby computer call his father? Data. What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard? The space bar. What happened when the computer fell on the floor? It slipped a disk. To err is human; but to really screw things up requires a computer. My computer is never sick. It practices safe "hex." Why was there a bug in the computer? It was looking for a byte to eat. What is a computer virus? A terminal illness. How did the mouse get out of the Russian Cathedral? He clicked on an icon and opened a window. CPU prayer: Forgive us our I/O errors as we forgive those whose logic circuits are faulty. Lead us not into frustration and deliver us from power surges. Blessed be the giver of data, Patron of the data distressed. |
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