December 2002 Genealogy Forum News

How Did We Survive

Looking back, it's hard to believe that we have lived as long as we have.

As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags.
Riding in the back of a pickup truck on a warm day was always a treat.
Our baby cribs were painted with bright-colored lead-based paint.
We often chewed on the crib, ingesting the paint.
We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets.
When we rode our bikes, we had no helmets.
We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle.
We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were home when the streetlights came on. No one was able to reach us all day.
We played dodgeball and sometimes the ball would really hurt.
We played with toy guns, cowboys and Indians, army, cops and robbers, and used our fingers to simulate guns when the toy one or the BB gun was not available.
We ate cupcakes, bread and butter, and drank sugar soda but we were never overweight; we were always outside playing.
Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't had to learn to deal with the disappointment.
Some students weren't as smart as others or didn't work as hard so they failed a grade and were held back to repeat the same grade. That generation produced some of the greatest risk-takers and problem solvers.
We had the freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned how to deal with it all.
Almost all of us would have rather gone swimming in the lake instead of a pristine pool (talk about boring), the term cell phone would have conjured up pictures of a phone in a jail cell and pager was the school PA system.
We all took gym, not PE -- and risked permanent injury with a pair of high top Keds (only worn in gym) instead of having cross-training athletic shoes with air cushion soles and built-in light reflectors. I can't recall any injuries, but they must have happened because they tell us how much safer we are now. Flunking gym was not an option -- even for stupid kids! I guess PE must be harder than gym.
Every year someone taught the whole school a lesson by running in the halls with leather soles on linoleum and hitting the wet spot. How much better off would we be today if we only knew we could have sued the school system!
Speaking of school, we all said prayers and the pledge (amazing we aren't all brain dead from that) and staying in detention after school caught all sorts of negative attention for about the next two weeks. We must have had horrible psyches.
Schools didn't offer 14-year-olds an abortion or condoms (we wouldn't have known what either was anyway) but they did give us a couple of baby aspirin and cough syrup if we started sniffling. What an archaic health system we had then.
Remember school nurses? Ours even wore a hat and everything.
I thought that I was supposed to accomplish something before I was allowed to be proud of myself.
I just can't recall how bored we were without computers, Play Station, Nintendo, X-box or 270 Digital cable stations. I must be repressing that memory as I try to rationalize through the denial of the dangers that could have befallen us as we trekked off each day about a mile down the road to some guy's vacant lot, built forts out of branches and pieces of plywood, made trails, and fought over who got to be the Lone Ranger.
What was that property owner thinking, letting us play on that lot? He should have been locked up for not putting up a fence around the property, complete with a self-closing gate and an infrared intruder alarm.
Oh, yeah, and where was the Benadryl and sterilization kit when I got that bee sting? I could have been killed!
We played king of the hill on piles of gravel left on vacant construction sites and when we got hurt, Mom pulled out a 49-cent bottle of mercurochrome and then we go butt-whupped. Now it's a trip to the emergency room followed by a $49 bottle of antibiotics and then Mom calls the attorney to sue the contractor for having left a horribly vicious pile of gravel where it was such a threat.
We didn't act up at the neighbor's house either, because if we did, we got butt- whupped (physical abuse) there too....and then we got butt-whupped again when we got home.
Mom invited the door-to-door salesman in for coffee.
Kids choked down the dust while playing with Tonka trucks in the gravel driveway. (Remember, Tonka trucks were made tough for a reason-----it wasn't so they could take the rough berber in the living room.)
Dad drove a car with leaded gas.
Our music had to be left inside when we went out to play.
I am sure I nearly exhausted my imagination a couple of times when we went on two week vacations.
I should probably sue the folks now for the danger they put us in when we all slept in campgrounds in the family tent.
Summers were spent behind the push lawnmower and I didn't even know that mowers came with motors until I was 13 and we got one without automatic blade-stop or an auto-drive. How sick were my parents?
Of course, my parents weren't the only psychos. I recall Donny Reynolds from next door coming over and doing his tricks on the front stoop before he fell off. Little did his Mom know she could have owned our house. Instead she picked him up and swatted him for being such a goof. It was a neighborhood run amuck!
To top it off, not a single person I knew had ever been told they were from a dysfunctional family. How could we know that we need to get into group therapy and anger management classes?
We were obviously so duped by so many societal ills, that we didn't even notice the entire country was taking Prozac!

How did we survive?

(Author Unknown)

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