Bad Genealogy Conference

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10. Luncheon sandwiches have strange looking long thin tails.

9. Main speaker traces the descendancy of Mickey and Minnie Mouse.

8. Conference is being held at Interstate roadside rest area.

7. Every speaker demonstrates the adjustable craftmatic podium.

6. There are bars on all the doors and windows.

5. You are advised that you need to BYOC (bring your own chairs)

4. There's a fire drill every hour.

3. You conference bag has 100's of gift certificates in it unfortunately they have all expired.

2. Title page on your syllabus says Happy New Year! However conference is in July.

And the Number One way to know you are at a Bad Genealogy Conference:

1. Main conference talk is on doing genealogy using your local psychic.

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