Eventually you will reach a point
when you stop lying about your age
and start bragging about it.
Old Age is not for sissies...been there..done that
and have a closet full of "T" shirts to prove it.
Don't let anyone tell you you're getting old.
Squash their toes with your rocker!
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth
waiting in line for.
Some people try to turn back their odometers.
Not me. I want people to know "why"
I look this way.
I've travelled a long way and some of the roads
weren't paved.
Maturity means being emotionally and mentally healthy,
it is that time when you know when to say yes
and when to say no, and when to say "WHOOPEE"!
How old would you be if you didn't know
how old you are?
When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back
to your youth, think of Algebra.
You know you are getting old when everything either
dries up or leaks.
I don't know how I got over the hill
without getting to the top.
The golden years are really metallic years,
gold in the tooth, silver in your hair
and most of all lead in the pants.
One of the many things no one tells you about aging is
that it is such a nice change from being young.
One must wait until evening to see how splendid
the day has been.
Age seldom arrives smoothly or quickly.
It is more often a succession of jerks.
Yeh...being young is beautiful, but being old is
comfortable.
Old age is when former classmates are
so gray, wrinkled and bald they don't recognise you.
If you don't learn to laugh at trouble,
you won't have anything to laugh at
when you are old.
First you forget names, then you forget faces.
Then you forget to pull up your zipper,
then . . .
oh my goodness, you forget to
pull your zipper down.
