Moans and Groans

Submitted by HOST GFS Acadian@aol.com

 

Checking the menu, a restaurant customer ordered a bowl of vegetable soup. After a couple of spoonfuls, he noticed a little pool of liquid forming under the bowl.

He called the waitress over and said, "There's broth all over the table. I think the bowl is cracked."

The waitress said, "You ordered vegetable soup, didn't you?"

"Yes."

"Maybe it has a leek in it!"

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"You know I quit that job at the bakery."

"Why?"

"Well, I got sick of the dough and thought I'd go on the loaf."

~Author~
Curly (Jerome) Howard of Three Stooges

 

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