Over
The Hill Jokes
Submitted
by HOST
GFS
Shell@aol.com
Eventually
you will reach a point when you
stop lying about your age and
start bragging about
it.
Don't
let anyone tell you you're
getting old. Squash their toes
with your rocker!
The
older we get, the fewer things
seem worth waiting in line
for.
Some
people try to turn back their
odometers. Not me, I want people
to know "why" I look this way.
I've traveled a long way and some
of the roads weren't
paved.
Maturity
means being emotionally and
mentally healthy. It is that time
when you know when to say yes and
when to say no, and when to say
"WHOOPEE!"
How
old would you be if you didn't
know how old you
are?
When
you are dissatisfied and would
like to go back to youth, think
of Algebra.
You
know you are getting old when
everything either dries up or
leaks.
I
don't know how I got over the
hill without getting to the
top.
The
golden years are really metallic
years, gold in the tooth, silver
in your hair and most of all lead
in the pants.
Life
would be infinitely happier if we
could only be born at the age of
80 and gradually approach
18.
One
of the many things no one tells
you about aging is that it is
such a nice change from being
young. One must wait until
evening to see how splendid the
day has been.
Age
seldom arrives smoothly or
quickly. It is more often a
succession of
jerks.
Being
young is beautiful, but being old
is comfortable. Old age is when
former classmates are so gray and
wrinkled and bald they don't
recognize you.
If
you don't learn to laugh at
trouble, you won't have anything
to laugh at when you are
old.
First
you forget names, then you forget
faces. Then you forget to pull up
your zipper, then ... oh my
goodness you forget to pull your
zipper down
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